SpaceX settles $15 million trespassing lawsuit with Cards Against Humanity

Back in September 2024, we brought you word of a legal dispute over property boundaries and trespassing in South Texas, where Elon Musk’s SpaceXwas allegedly storing equipment on a plot of land that did not belong to them.

Now, it seems that the parties involved have come to an amicable settlement, the monetary details of which weren’t disclosed.

This court-aimed quarrel began last year, when Cards Against Humanity (CAH), the Chicago-based publisher of that popular adult party game, became aware of a piece of their South Texas property being used to store heavy equipment, vehicles and random construction materials owned by SpaceX in an area adjacent to the aerospace company’s Starbase manufacturing and launch facility.

The kerfuffle escalated when CAH filed a $15 million lawsuit seeking restitution for the encroachment and subsequent damage to that slice of land, which is situated near the U.S.-Mexico border. The property was purchased in 2017 by a coalition of supporters who aimed to disrupt then-President Donald Trump’s plan to build a border wall.

As part of the Cards Against Humanity Saves America project, 150,000 customers donated $15 each to buy that grassland meadow, which eventually became a sprawling parking lot filled with “gravel, tractors and space junk,” CAH wrote in a statement on Sept. 20, 2024. Any remaining funds recovered in the lawsuit were promised to be equally distributed back to those who had participated in the land’s initial purchase.

Per AP, according to Texas court records, a settlement was finalized last month, prior to the upcoming Nov. 3 jury trial marked on the calendar. SpaceX owns other land plots in the Brownsville, Texas area in Cameron County, but apparently had no right to use this patch.

“The upside is that SpaceX has removed their construction equipment from our land and we’re able to work with a local landscaping company to restore the land to its natural state: devoid of space garbage and pointless border walls,” CAH wrote in a recent message to customers. “Were we hoping to be able to pay all our fans? Sure. But we did warn them they would probably only be able to get like $2 or most likely nothing.”

CAH has opted for a different approach to compensate its donors, since the (undisclosed) amount gained will mostly go toward refurbishment of the property. They’ve come up with a funny consolation prize for fans that reflects the bold spirit and attitude of the successful gaming firm.

“Elon Musk‘s team admitted on the record that they illegally trespassed on your land, and then they packed up the space garbage and f***ed off,” CAH’s recent message adds. “But when it comes to paying you all, he did the legal equivalent of throwing dust in our eyes and kicking us in the balls. So while we can’t give you what you really wanted –– cash money from Elon Musk –– we’re going to make it up to you, our best, sexiest customers … with comedy! We’re sending you each a brand new mini-pack of exclusive cards all about Elon Musk.”

And something tells us this special pack of Musk cards won’t be very flattering!